God Rewards Diversity

belligerent voice:

I’m only one-and-a-half drunk, looking at these two below-average f#cks. What a couple. She’s short, chubby, and I guess that’s what you call a face. I mean, it meats the criteria with two eyes, a couple more nostrils, an eating hole, and high stereotypical Southeast Asian cheekbones. He’s pretty fucking tall, skinny, looks like curry and chocolate mixed, dirty-watered mop hair, and a strong jaw line. 

I watch them and think to myself, “they’ll probably have some pretty fucking beautiful children.”

Because why?

Because God loves diversity. 

Alternatively, here’s what happens when you hook up with your siblings:

No, let’s not go there.